Introducing the "Alpha Morning Routine" T-shirt – decoding the unexpected, one step at a time! ☀️🛏️
Prepare to be caught off guard as you read through what seems like a run-of-the-mill morning routine. But here's the twist: as you near the end, the realization hits like a punchline – and you're left both amused and slightly horrified. This tee is all about embracing the unexpected humor in the everyday, reminding us that life can throw curveballs even in the most mundane moments. It's like an inside joke with a plot twist that's both daring and daringly hilarious.
Designed for both comfort and a sly grin, the soft fabric is as cozy as your most satisfying morning stretch. Whether you're rocking it at breakfast or at your cozy corner, this tee is ready to spark conversations and laughter.
This morning routine will have you transform into the Alpha you have always wanted to be.
"I need to have the Patrick Bateman morning routine." - You
T-shirt Information:
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to size
